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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 17.06.2025 02:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Analysis & Anal Cysts

How would you spank me if I had been sent home from a school camp because of my poor behavior?

So they tried

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Still no good

No way

What is your best forbidden sex story that felt so right?

Just Forget it!

No, not a chance

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What are the strangest parts of The Bible?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

How would you advertise if you wanted to be a "tour guide" who can take you through the dark web while warning you what not to look at and not to click on?

Still no good.

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Why does he text me first but when I never text first he gets mad?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Hysterias & Posteriors

There was this one weird Bollywood movie that was released in the 2000s. Amitabh Bachchan was starring with another actress and the story was about how the old guy (Amitabh Bachchan) fell in love with the young woman. What is the name of this movie?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Freaks and Cheeks

PlayStation Plus free open-world RPG is 3 times the size of Skyrim - GAMINGbible

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Is there a stereotype that South Indians are physically strong and muscular compared to other regions of India?

Unacceptable again!

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Another attempt resulted in ...

What is the happy reality of our generation?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

They put up a sign reading

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